MRS

What scares me? Spiders. We just did a video and I had to have a real life massive tarantula put on my arm and then on my head and I hated it so much. I was terrified.

masturntbate:

*sends you a platonic nude*

How am I gonna be an optimist about this?

dan being all giggly (◠‿◠✿)

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

Make me choose
↳  : Turtleneck Matty or Muppet Coat Matty ?

ofmiceand-cats:

do you ever just look at a famous person and think

the amount of immoral things i would do to bang you is getting out of hand

h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you